Monday, January 14, 2013

Elementary School Jokes

Went to lunch with Gavin today. The second graders were funny and cute as usual.
They were telling jokes--- jokes that I remember telling when I was in grade school.

"Are you P.T.? " one child asks me.
"Oh, I know this joke." I tell him.  "I don't want to answer.  Either way is not good for me." I consult with Gavin.

"Mom, say you are PT, that is the best one." Gavin instructs, sweetly watching my face to make sure I am not injured by the response.

Then a similar question, with a 2000 year twist.

"Are you my BFF?"

I think I am pretty sure what that means in texting, but you never know what the 2nd grade twist will be.
So that you are not caught unaware yourself, I will give you the cheats that Gavin whispered into my ear.

"If you say yes you're a buffalo fire fighter or a big fat friend.  If you say no.....well I guess your not the best friend forever.  Go with not the best friend, mom.  It is mean, but you can still be a good friend"

4 comments:

Becky said...

Too funny..... you are so sweet to go dine with him. I'm sure he will remember those days.

Randi said...

Very Sweet - and I'm glad to know the cheats. And YES I am PT

Jennifer said...

Kids are an adventure every day! Thanks for commenting

Unknown said...

haha buffalo fire fihter!

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