Gavin and Marissa were wrestling on the family room floor. Marissa had managed to gain the advantage, and was sitting on his chest, holding his arms.
"Oh yeah? " says Rissa, "Maybe I will never let you up. Then what?"
Gavin quickly responds--knowing timing is everything.
"Well, the only reason you can hold me down is cause you weigh so much!"
Gasp! Marissa feigns astonishment. "What? Gavin!"
Gavin realizing he may have offended her quickly explains.
"Wait! No! I mean the kind of fat that weighs a lot."
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