We’re the Runyans, we’re the Runyans
Everyone knows that we’re the Runyans
We like to get together, regardless of the weather
We get really excited when we can be united
With cousins, aunts and brothers too
Grand fathers and grandmothers too
Because we are all the Runyans, we’re the Runyans
We all don’t have the name, but we’re Runyans just the same
So we might as well enjoy our notoriety, and fame
We’re the Runyans, we’re the Runyans, we’re that Runyans
10 Things I Learned From The 2005 Lake Powell Runyan Reunion
1. Sacrafice yourself for the good of the team.
2. It takes at least 20 minutes to get the courage to jump off of a cliff.
3.Hang on for dear life at all times
4. Never tell someone a scorpion is coming at them(Especially not my mom!)
5. Don’t go 60 on a jet ski and do a flip turn while letting off the gas
6. Don’t sleep on the roof when it’s raining
7.If you don’t laugh so hard you cry, you haven’t fully experienced the reunion
8.Don’t go for the Golden Ouch Award
9.Lucy and Jocelyn can’t survive the Chariot of Death
10.There are only three speeds on the tubes:
Fast
Killer
and Bleeding
