Watch Where you Step

So if you come to my house and see something like this on the floor you might assume that it was your "mark" and you should stand there.  (like in the theater, I know I did!) But don't be fooled.  I was told in confidence that this is a "trap door and if people are not talking nice to their mom you tell them to stand there and then drop them into the dungeon." 
When I inquired about the dungeon details, I was told I didn't want to know.

Prayers With a 5 year Old

So tonight Gdog said the family prayer.  It went something like this
"Heavenly Father, please bless me that I can play light sabers in the morning, and thank you for the light sabers.  Help mommy to call my friend Noah so we can play........Help Daddy to draw good pictures for me.  (Interruption "Gdog you should be thanking Heavenly Father and then asking him to bless things and people. This is a prayer for our whole family.  Okay?")   He begins again.
Heavenly Father please bless Jocelyn, Marissa, Tiffany and Gavin, that's me.  Bless we can play light sabers and have fun with friends.  In the name of Jesus Christ, Amen. 
Well he did include his sisters this time...right?